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Time is bunk.
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.
Life is wasted on the living.
He hoped and prayed that there wasn’t an afterlife. Then he realized there was a contradiction involved here and merely hoped that there wasn’t an…
Space is big. You just won’t believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it’s a long way down the…
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbable lacks.
In order to fly, all one must do is simply miss the ground.
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on no account be allowed to do the job.
The mere thought hadn’t even begun to speculate about the merest possibility of crossing my mind.
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.
The difficulty with this conversation is that it’s very different from most of the ones I’ve had of late. Which, as I explained, have mostly…
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent blindingly obvious. The cry ‘I could have thought of that’ is a very…
I don’t believe it. Prove it to me and I still won’t believe it.
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can’t cope with is therefore your own problem.
This must be Thursday. I never could get the hang of Thursdays.
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing that cannot possibly go wrong is that when a thing that cannot…
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small aquatic…
Isn’t it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to believe that there are fairies at the bottom of it too?
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I to judge?
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