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My mom was on welfare and the occasional food stamp, but I have never participated in any of those governmental programs, even the ones that…
Millions of guys play millions of basketball games every day of the week at the playground or the YMCA. But LeBron James gets $20 million…
I’ve never really broken this down before, but, in movies, you almost have no connection to fans. And if you do TV, you’re kind of…
I think comedy has evolved like every art form, and people probably do less standing around and telling jokes, and more things that have to…
I like the freedom of podcasting. With podcasting you can really mess around with the form and the format. You can do as much time…
I don’t know that I appreciate things more because of how I grew up, but I am very realistic with what I expect out of…
In my early 20s I was so miserable doing construction, I wanted something that paid money. I liked nice stuff. I liked cars and architecture,…
I guess my feeling is is that if you’re going to make a joke, that’s fine, but you should also sort of stand behind it,…
I cook a little bit. I make a Hungarian dish called chicken paprikash that’s out of this world. I’ll give a heads-up to all of…
If Joy Behar or Sherri Shepherd was a dude, they’d be off TV. They’re not funny enough for dudes. What if Roseanne Barr was a…
Well, guys are better at mechanical stuff and women are better at emotional stuff.
The thing about a good podcast is you have to have a good host. If you don’t have a compelling host then you have nothing.
There are certain things women are better at than men.
The reason I hate publicists is because I think if we got rid of them everything would be on equal footing.
People are stupid. There’s a lot of dumb stuff that’s successful.
People look at me, and they go, ‘You’re white, you’re smart, you must have went to college. You must have grown up with money.’
If you’re conservative in Hollywood, you’re on a list of people who need to be put in their place.
Of course on air I use occasional hyperbole to tell a story.
I’ve always boxed, I always taught boxing.
If the media isn’t slanted toward the Left, why is everyone so worried about my affiliation with Glenn Beck but not with Alec Baldwin?
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