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If you go on stage with the wrong attitude, or something in your performance is off, you can lose an audience in the first minute.…
I was at college doing performing arts, and just spending all my time mucking about, and the lecturers thought I would be pretty good at…
I went to Montreal. My first gig went very badly. They just weren’t laughing at anything. I found out they were a load of Christians,…
It’s Charley’s Aunt and The Odd Couple rolled into one.
I’ve met Nicole Kidman, Elton John, loads of people.
I’d love to do acting, but it’d definitely have to be comedy. I can’t do serious. It’s completely beyond me.
I think over there in Montreal they’re a bit hardcore with the old homos. They’re not that keen on them.
I still get excited about meeting celebrities, because I don’t think I’m a celebrity myself.
I hate Shakespeare. I think Shakespeare’s rubbish.
I haven’t really got much get up and go. I can’t believe I’m on the telly. I’m so lazy.
I didn’t really want to be a comedian.
I like old people falling over, that’s what makes me laugh.
We had our first meeting yesterday, and we just laughed all the way through, so if we can bottle that, then I’ll be happy. We…
I was quite pleased that Prince Philip didn’t say anything like, I hate queers! He was quite well behaved.
You should never meet your heroes. Paul Newman… I was so excited about meeting him, but he turned up in shell suit bottoms, slippers, and…
A lot of comedians, when they have a bad gig, will blame everything but themselves. They’ll blame the crowd, or the room was wrong, it…
I’m just generally hugely frustrated, I’m a very, very frustrated man. I’m just a ball of pent-up frustration.
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