Find the best quotes by Billy Connolly.
The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the…
I loved Japan. I used to read a lot about it when I was a child. And I always wanted to go. And it was…
I still do my comedy and my performance stuff and my acting so it’s not all-consuming. But I do find myself drawing more and more…
I don’t believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don’t want to say I don’t believe in God, but…
Ally MacLeod thinks that tactics are a new kind of mint.
I don’t aim to offend.
I like Dali and Magritte. I also like the Scottish artist John Byrne, another surrealist.
I started to draw desert islands. They were just rough, shapes in the middle of the page. Then I began drawing shapes within those shapes…
I loathe hecklers. I haven’t got a good syllable to say. When you come out of the club circuit and into the concert hall, they…
As soon as I got successful, the Scottish press started picking on me. It’s something they reserve just for me.
Behind the proscenium arch, you can’t always hear what people in the audience are saying.
I’m a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world’s a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented.…
I don’t have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I’ve done okay. But I usually do independent…
Don’t tell me how to do my job. I don’t come to your workplace and tell you how to sweep up.
Did your mother never tell you not to drink on an empty head?
The great thing about Glasgow is that if there’s a nuclear attack it’ll look exactly the same afterwards.
I don’t know why I should have to learn Algebra… I’m never likely to go there.
Fame is being asked to sign your autograph on the back of a cigarette packet.
I don’t understand art-speak. My pictures are big doodles. I’m amazed what people come up with when they look at them. There’s one of a…
I’ve always been fascinated by the difference between the jokes you can tell your friends but you can’t tell to an audience. There’s a fine…
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