Find the best quotes by Billy Crystal.
Kids need a happy household. They need to be loved and supported in their dreams. And I don’t think you can make your kids’ dreams…
In my standup work, I always do these characters, older people who are just off to the side. It’s easier to write a story about…
Dad had a music store, and he’d often bring home comedy albums that I would listen to. I started listening to Bob Newhart and Bill…
A laugh is a weird sound, and when you get a couple thousand people making it at once, it’s really strange. But when I can…
You have to really respect what your kids are doing with their kids and how they’re raising them. You can’t push your way into areas…
I was a film-directing major at NYU. I’m still not sure why I became a directing major, when I was really an actor and a…
I never worry that I’ll die in my sleep,because I’m never asleep!
That’s the thing about jazz: it’s free flowing, it comes from your soul.
I didn’t rebel as a child. I missed that angry teenager thing.
I can’t be funny if my feet don’t feel right.
Bambi, to a kid, was scary.
From the first time I saw Sid Caesar be funny I knew that’s what I had to do.
My mind is always going. I’m always thinking what I need to do, what I haven’t done, what I did do, what I didn’t do…
My dad, Jack, had a great sense of humour and had a strong impact on me and my humour.
Nobody is more truthful when he’s acting than De Niro.
Well, the way things are going, aside from wheat and auto parts, America’s biggest export is now the Oscar.
I’m a baby. I sleep like a baby – I’m up every two hours. And I think a lot. I worry a lot. I have…
I’m comfortable being old… being black… being Jewish.
You really have to have some muscle to be on the stage in front of the world.
Gentlemen, start your egos.
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