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What’s love if not the thing you’ll do anything and everything to get back once lost? What’s hate if not the thing you’ll do anything…
Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
I’ll take a redrum with a rellik please.
I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
He has your finger, but I have your heart.
Don’t hate me ’cause I’m booed a fool!
Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat,…
The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up…
Maybe the best way to get people to be pro-life is to start ’em off in amateur-life.
Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
Don’t hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
Individuality or Unity? I say there’s room for both.
I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
Get tough: don’t work under pressure; work over pressure.
Just because you’re scarred for life doesn’t mean you should be scared to live.
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