Find the best quotes by Bryan Callen.
My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I’m okay with that.
Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I’d rather have one horsepower – in a horse. That’s macho. You go to pick up your date and…
Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it’s somehow understood as edgy, but I’m the opposite. I’ve never liked curse words…
I guess I am attracted to older women. I’m looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She’s…
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