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When you’re on a movie set and you are hopefully making a comedy, everyone’s stifling their laughter. You’re looking at the crew guys, hoping someone…
No one wants to drown. Drowning would be the worst. Cause everyone knows that feeling. That feeling, oh it’s the worst… when you think you’re…
When I’m looking for hot button answers to tough questions, I don’t look to congressman or my mayor. I say, ‘What would Miss U.S.A. have…
I think that people who do enjoy my stand-up comedy and the people who get it and the people who are taken in by it,…
Here’s the thing about Red Sox fans, or actually just fans from that region, in general: they appreciate the effort. And if you mail it…
I do try to keep my show very improvisational. I don’t work off a set list; I like to keep it more in the moment.…
As a comedian, I am obligated to tell you the truth, my truth. To share with you my beliefs, my perspective. And I think that…
I love being on stage if I’m not on a set. If I’m at home, I’m usually in my office editing or reconstructing my website…
When you are doing stand-up comedy, you are the writer, producer, director, sometimes bouncer.
You have to learn the crowd. I just pay attention to them so I can make sure I can make them laugh.
When something’s good, I’m not an over-celebrator.
When I first hit the scene, it was just a lot of go, go, go, go, go. I have a lot of natural energy anyway,…
There’s always someone in every group of friends that nobody likes.
People know I have a good time on stage. I love my life. I love my job.
The little boy inside of all us men always loves something video game related.
In the year 3000, everything will be instant.
Jim Norton and Harland Williams always make me laugh.
I’ve always read books and loved human behavior since I was ten or twelve years old. Maybe even that’s why I wanted to do comedy.
I’m focused on staying as healthy as I can so I can work more.
I’m always going to be someone that people enjoy watching.
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