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Where my comedy really solidified was when Bush was elected. I couldn’t understand how craven and crass he was, and how dumb other people were…
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one…
There were a number of referendums in ’98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That’s very satisfying when you feel that most…
In New York there isn’t that weird palpable competitive thing where it’s friendly but everyone isn’t trying to top one another with jokes when you’re…
I’ll think of the idea and then I’ll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original…
I’d be curious to find out, but I don’t think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in…
Occasionally I’ll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I’ll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to…
As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with…
You can’t just yell jokes at people.
Originally they wanted me to be Buster but I really like the Tobias part.
My biggest problem is retaining the exact information.
Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush.
It’s not about trying to be funny all the time. It’s more of a document that hopefully is funny.
I was heavily influenced by Andy Kaufman and Steven Wright.
I think people, for the most part, actually want what they think is best.
I love Tinkle, it’s really the most fun I’ve had in years.
I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people.
I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine.
I have no hesitation doing children’s movies. Zero. And I don’t even have kids.
I hate bumper stickers, you can’t sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner.
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