Find the best quotes by Jimmy Carr.
It’s so clear cut with a comedian – you have that reflex action, whereby you laugh or you don’t. And so you either love us…
I was in the South of France. I saw a Brownie on a school trip. She was holding up a book. It said on the…
If I’m at home for the weekend – and that is almost never – I tend to get twitchy at about eight o’clock in the…
I think the idea that death is not the end, that your dog’s just gone to live on the farm, is limiting. Thoughts like that…
Yes, I have this crazy honk of a laugh.
Women were quite terrifying until I was older. I think that’s partly down to confidence.
They say the people most affected by the credit crunch are pensioners – well, let go of the handbag then, Nanna.
There’s things that I couldn’t joke about but other people could.
I am trying to release endorphins here. I am not preaching to you – I am trying to make you laugh.
The bigger the audience, the better with comedy.
Even if you’re doing the national insurance awards, there’s still that excitement when you wonder who is going to win, er, best premiums.
I’m obsessed with TV. How wrong our parents were when they said we should only watch an hour a day. Stop wasting your time reading…
I go around the country and do a simple gag like, ‘The property ladder is now a snake’ and get a real laugh.
I didn’t plan to be the rude middle-class comedian. You write a certain type of joke that you find funny, and mine happen to be…
A surprising amount of my jokes sound very implausible but are true.
I like to write a joke without any fat on it.The shorter the better. I cater for people with ADD, basically.
More people are going out to comedy shows than they were before.
I don’t see myself as offending people.
As soon as I did my first five minutes of stand-up I knew that I would rather be a failure at comedy than a success…
Staying in luxury hotels still gives me a kick, especially Oulton Hall in Yorkshire. I’d stay in a hotel for the breakfast and room service.
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