Larry the Cable Guy
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Larry the Cable Guy
Tony Orlando is one of the nicest guys I have ever met – bar none – in my entire life. I was always a fan…
The thing that’s changed the way I do my stand-up act is having kids and getting older and wiser and smarter. There might be a…
I don’t really get to see a lot of other comedians, because I work with the same people all the time. The guy I really…
I don’t even see it as cable TV anymore. I’ve been called ‘Larry the Cable Guy’ for so long, I don’t even think about it…
‘Cars’ has been a godsend. I mean, I get paid to talk into a mic. Honestly, I had no idea it would become as big…
When Pixar calls and says, ‘Hey, you wanna be in a Pixar movie?’ you don’t do a lot of contemplating!
I’m not a party guy, and I’m not a Hollywood guy, either.
Doing a kid’s movie is fun when you have kids. You don’t want to do kids’ movies if you don’t have kids. When you have…
I’m so sick of gay this, gay that. I could care less. It ain’t affecting my life at all.
What I do onstage, there’s maybe .0001 percent of the population that acts like that. I talk like that because it makes me laugh, and…
The only reason I’m ever in character as ‘Larry The Cable Guy’ is because that’s what I’m hired to do. In my movies, obviously they…
I was always a fan of the old-style comics. I loved vaudeville. I loved Milton Berle, Dick Shawn, Phyllis Diller, Don Rickles, Charlie Callas, all…
I’m a huge NASCAR fan, but I’m not a gearhead. I’ve never been into fixing cars. It’s not because I don’t like it. I would…
I’ve never judged anybody by how they look or how they dress. I basically judge them on their character. And that’s how I lead my…
I’ve always felt that if you’ve been blessed, you should try to help as many people as you can. I just think that’s the right…
Our whole wedding cost 180 bucks. Afterward, we re-heated lasagna for everyone and set off fireworks.
I just developed my act way back in the late ’80s. I went to college in Georgia, so I picked up the Southern accent. I…
Even before I did stand-up, I’ve always been the kind of guy – and I talk about it on stage – who says I like…
Every July, I look forward to taping a Christmas show – in July in Nashville. In 98-degree weather. I love it.
We’re homebodies. I’ve gotten to see my kids’ first steps, first smiles, first words. Every day is a weekend.
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