Louis C. K.
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Louis C. K.
The only pitch I have to movie people is the same as this one: Just give me $8 million. I’m not telling you what it’s…
A lot of TV is put together by teams, by writing staffs and several different directors. It’s a great, very smart way to make television.…
You know, the people who do indie film and decide who gets those little budgets? They’re mean, man. They’re cold and very cool-oriented.
You have to be aware of who you’re talking to in an audience.
Oh, I love stand-up.
Some entertainers don’t pay attention to what’s going on around them.
It’s easier to cancel a show if it’s expensive.
I spend enough time onscreen looking hangdog and depressed.
I’m not a political comedian. That’s just not what I do.
I like all ladies of all different ages.
I don’t know what it’s like to be an actor, where if your show gets canceled, really you’re just a bum.
I definitely look at my body and I go: ‘Yuck.’
I could never sit down and write jokes.
Everything that people say is testable.
For my scale, how I grew up and live my life, I’m making plenty of money.
To me, it’s very exhilarating when somebody else does a great thing, and it’s not me.
Technically, I’ve learned that having good legs and wind is good for being on stage. You have to be in shape and have endurance.
People don’t talk to me on airplanes.
I was an awkward kid.
I do feel a lot of times like I’m out of my league with my kids in terms of what my responsibility is.
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