Find the best quotes by Nancy Cartwright.
The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far.
I will not get very far with this attitude.
I don’t use the voice of Bart when I’m making love to my husband, but Marge’s voice turns him on a little.
I didn’t do it, nobody saw me do it, there’s no way you can prove anything!
I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers.
Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does.
The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they…
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security…
I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty.
The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan.
Adding ‘just kidding’ doesn’t make it okay to insult the Principal.
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun.
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