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People are wrong when they say opera is not what it used to be. It is what it used to be. That is what’s wrong…
Extraordinary how potent cheap music is.
Someday I suspect, when Jesus has definitely got me for a sunbeam, my works may be adequately assessed.
That strange feeling we had in the war. Have you found anything in your lives since to equal it in strength? A sort of splendid…
There’s always something fishy about the French.
Success took me to her bosom like a maternal boa constrictor.
Never mind, dear, we’re all made the same, though some more than others.
I’ve sometimes thought of marrying – and then I’ve thought again.
Just say the lines and don’t trip over the furniture.
I’ll go through life either first class or third, but never in second.
I have always paid income tax. I object only when it reaches a stage when I am threatened with having nothing left for my old…
I’m not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
I don’t believe in astrology. The only stars I can blame for my failures are those that walk about the stage.
Mona Lisa looks as if she has just been sick, or is about to be.
Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.
We have no reliable guarantee that the afterlife will be any less exasperating than this one, have we?
I love criticism just so long as it’s unqualified praise.
My body has certainly wandered a good deal, but I have an uneasy suspicion that my mind has not wandered enough.
It’s discouraging to think how many people are shocked by honesty and how few by deceit.
Work is much more fun than fun.
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