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We kept a broad audience, and we didn’t make fun of people who had necessarily made mistakes in their life and burned them to the…
The reason ‘The Carol Burnett Show’ did so well in the ratings is because people were looking for that comfort zone when the whole family…
If I wouldn’t offend my religion or God, why would I want to offend an audience because in effect those people are being watched over…
Nowadays they have 12 directors and 15 producers and 30 writers. And all the writers want their lines said a certain way-which isn’t necessarily funny.…
I figure you’re only here for a matter of moments. Ever since I was a kid watching movies I’ve always wanted to make people laugh…
I’ve known Harvey for over 40 years and I worked with him on the Burnett show for 11 years. I guess you could say we’re…
Harvey never had an original idea or thought in his life. I was out wandering around the country doing charity benefits, mainly, when I asked…
As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with…
You can’t TV surf without coming across an Andy of Mayberry episode where you’ve just got to watch Don as Barney. That’s why I put…
I would get ill before going onstage – something about getting in front of people, and if they don’t laugh, I’m a bomb. I got…
My parents were very funny – they didn’t know it. But they were. They were actually sharing an IQ.
People enjoy sitting back knowing they won’t hear a lot of four-letter words.
My career is pretty much over. I’m out in the Valley eating soft-boiled eggs.
I have a lot of awards in my house that I have absolutely no idea what they are for.
Don Knotts was a really big influence, especially on the Steve Allen show. I mean, look at the guy, his entire life is in his…
When I watch TV, I’m embarrassed by some of what’s on.
Actually, we’ve done 75 of these shows and every one of them has sold out. But then we buy all the tickets.
I don’t watch a lot of TV anymore. A lot of it isn’t the kind of thing you can feel comfortable with watching with your…
If only my folks had beaten me, I could have gotten some material about my miserable childhood. But as it is, I’ve had a great…
At first I wanted to be a jockey. I rode horses in Cleveland but I kept falling off and I was afraid of horses. So…
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