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I’m the one who’s dating the craft-service guy instead of the producer. Plus, if a producer is going to date a hot young thing, I’m…
I think that we’re in a really amazing time, where there are really a lot of really fantastic female actresses and comedians. I imagine there’s…
Saying women aren’t funny is now like saying Asians can’t drive or saying black people have bad credit. It’s just really, like, so obsolete.
There was a time in L.A. when I drove to 7-Eleven to go grocery shopping, and I locked my keys in my car, which wasn’t…
I don’t want to look at myself – ever. All I see is that my face is a problem. It’s asymmetrical. I get terrible bags…
I was joking the other day about how my real life feels like a TV show, and my TV life feels real – because, to…
I don’t think that women necessarily always write like women. I was a writer on the ‘Comedy Central Roasts’ for a while, and I always…
I did some pretty embarrassing modeling, like catalogs and QVC. I know there’s probably a stereotype where all pretty girls think they’re unattractive, but modeling…
I guess the verdict is in – I am not a sociopath. It’s not effective or productive not to be nice. It would undermine the…
I feel like, in a lot of shows where the woman is in charge, the woman is this ball buster and the guy is sort…
I remember my agent at ICM at the beginning of my career telling me that I wasn’t pretty enough, that I was always going to…
After school, I’d wait for someone to pick me up and no one would, so I’d be like, ‘I guess I’ll walk home.’ I had…
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