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With Twitter, you just want to make people laugh in their meeting; on stage, people have paid for their tickets with their hard-earned money, so…
The danger for a comedian on Twitter is the same danger that any civilian faces: sometimes you gotta put that phone down and go live…
It’s hard for me to get embarrassed, but the things that do embarrass me would be if anybody ever heard my wife and I talking…
It makes me sad that corporations and media and Hollywood conspire to make people feel terrible about their bodies from the second they wake up…
I’m a comedian at the beginning and the end of the day. I’m not affiliated with any campaign, nor do I generally find politics interesting…
I was an extroverted kid and performed, like, acting and singing. Then, the older I got, I realized I enjoyed performing things that I came…
Comedians who are 22 years old can certainly be funny and clever, and be capable of telling jokes – but are they talking about their…
Well, Mitt Romney is a very attractive comedic target. He’s irresistible to me. I mean, seriously, I want to pay less attention to him.
Politicians, it’s in their job description to just lie, every day.
On Twitter, I just want to make you laugh at all costs.
My stand-up is far more rooted in reality than my Twitter.
In real life, I am alarmingly boring.
In high school, I definitely fancied myself an intense guy, which is so lame.
I want people to feel good about themselves.
I use Twitter as a tool to get involved with people, to sell tickets to gigs where I can stand in a room and smell…
I hate wearing suits and ties.
The best thing you can do when you’re not feeling funny is go out and get more stimuli from the world, get out and walk…
I had always loved comedy, and acted out Steve Martin and Bill Cosby albums with my sister for my parents on road trips and stuff,…
But I also know in standup, there’s nowhere to hide. You get on stage and you deliver, or you are eviscerated and you are thrown…
I’m crazy about Shakespeare, who was a notorious word inventor. And my wife is an English teacher, and she’s hilarious.
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