Find the best quotes by Chris Farley.
Everyone is treating it like a Hollywood story. In Madison, it’s a neighborhood story.
I have a tendency toward the pleasures of the flesh. It’s a battle for me, as far as weight and things like that. But I’m…
I still have to work on my weight and some of my other demons.
I want to live fast and die young.
Everybody laughs when fatty falls down.
Basically, I only play one character; I just play him at different volumes.
I used to think that you could get to a level of success where the laws of the universe didn’t apply. But they do. It’s…
People… need a time to laugh. It’s up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel so the average…
In the land of the skunks he who has half a nose is king.
I remember one time when all the nuns in my Catholic grade school got around in a semicircle, me and Mom in the middle, and…
I was in the Pritikin Center in Santa Monica once, trying to lose 30 or 40 pounds in a month. I’d work… on a treadmill…
Once I thought that if I just had enough in the bank, if I had enough fame, that it would be all right. But I’m…
The point is, how do you know the Guarantee Fairy isn’t a crazy glue sniffer.
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