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People would say, Can we develop a sitcom around you? and I would say, Not interested. I’m very happy doing standup and writing and taking…
I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I’ve got four more summers…
I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of the people are good folks. The rest of them take…
It’s hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old.
Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling.
What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do.
I had to perform at the White House for the president, That’s always kind of a weird set to try to put together.
Nothing in life prepares you to be famous.
When you get to your third millionth frequent flyer mile, I think something snaps in your brain.
I never thought I would do a game show, but now I guess I’m now officially in that genre.
I know God is real.
The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn’t really make me mad any more.
It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time.
I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did.
I don’t know why my brain has kept all the words to the Gilligan’s Island theme song and has deleted everything about triangles.
Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that’s a bonus, and if you don’t, you still won’t…
We’re all screwed up. And the way Christians mess things up is we act like we’ve got it going on. And if we would just…
I teach a Bible study for homeless guys in downtown Atlanta every week. Been doing it for years. That’s the guys I’d rather go talk…
My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don’t know why there’s this big rush to do…
That’s the great thing about a tractor. You can’t really hear the phone ring.
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