Find the best quotes by Judah Friedlander.
You can literally walk into my apartment and sit on a hat; you can step on a hat; you can probably open up the refrigerator…
When I’m not filming anything or on the road doing stand-up, I’m usually doing stand-up shows every night – usually a few shows a night…
My shirt and my hat always say ‘World Champion’ in some language. English, Spanish, Chinese, ‘Star Wars’ language, which is also known as Aurebesh, mermaid…
Let’s say there was a fat guy heckling me. I would rip him to shreds, but I would never go for the obvious, never talk…
I’ve done all kinds of movies, but I wanna do some more independent films that are not your run-of-the-mill type movies like ‘American Splendor’, which…
I’ve been driving in the city for years because, as a stand-up in N.Y.C., you can perform at more comedy clubs a night if you…
I’ve been doing stand-up just about every night since I started in 1989. It’s my home base. But I’m into doing comedy in all mediums,…
I’m not one of those kind of people who does the observational ‘Hey, don’t you hate it when you’re at the grocery store and the…
I’m a massive Steven Seagal fan. I know his movies are horrible, but I’ve watched all of them over and over again. I’d want to…
I watch a movie or a T.V. show or whatever; if it’s good, I like to watch it more than once, and it’s always fun…
I think some people’s comedy IQ’s aren’t as high as other people’s, so they don’t really know what’s going on. Or they think they know…
I think I’ve proven with my career that I can play a wide variety of characters. Yet, I still get typecast as the crazy slob…
I started doing my own animated movies when I was in ninth grade; that’s when I got the filmmaking bug. When I was about 16,…
I need to get a wife. But it’s hard, you know, it’s hard to find a girl you can trust. Some of these girls, they…
I had one girl send me an e-mail saying she wants to go out with me, but it’s like a two-pronged deal because she wants…
Before I started doing ’30 Rock’, I did about 25 movies. I’d always been doing stand-up every night, and then I would do, like, two…
Valentine’s Day is definitely one of those days where it’s either awesome or it’s a downer.
You jump on a bike and start peddling. You fall down and you get up again. I’ve always been a ‘learn by doing’ kind of…
Tina Fey is really cool. She’s so mellow and laid back.
There’s a lot of thought that goes into every single thing I wear.
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