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Kinky Friedman
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Kinky Friedman
William Bennett is my patron saint, one of them. Redd Foxx is another.
I’ll tell you right now. I’m for prayer in school.
We were a country band with a social conscience.
We’ve had to be creative to get on the ballot.
The teachers are getting screwed, blued, and tattooed by the system.
Students don’t know who Mark Twain was because he wasn’t on the test.
When I’m governor… I’ll be the first governor with a listed telephone number.
I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma!
I just want Texas to be number one in something other than executions, toll roads and property taxes.
I’m too young for Medicare and too old for women to care.
I have a better head of hair than Rick Perry; it’s just not in a place I can show you.
The first thing I’ll do if elected is demand a recount.
Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you get.
And I think musicians can better run this state than politicians. And, hell, beauticians can better run the state than politicians.
The folks in Mississippi are saying, ‘Thank God for Texas.’
May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long as He does not circumcise me anymore.
I don’t apologize to people with an agenda.
Young people are the key to this election.
If you ain’t Texan, I ain’t got time for you.
I even went so far as to become a Southern Baptist for a while, until I realized that they didn’t hold ’em under long enough.
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