Find the best quotes by Gabriel Iglesias.
I don’t have to worry about writing jokes. I just tell stories about things that have happened to me. As long as I’m alive and…
Being on TV sucks. It’s a lot of work. You memorize scripts and then you show up and they change everything. I’m a control freak.…
I’m always very happy to talk to people. I relate to people, and the guy on stage is very much the guy that’s off stage.…
I’m a big guy, but I’m really simple with the food. I’ll hit the In-N-Out or just the regular buffets.
I wanted to be a comedian, and this is what I’m doing. If I can keep this going, I’m happy.
I almost bought a DeLorean the other day just because. If I see something that I think is cool and I like it, I’ll go…
The Ford Flex is a really, really cool car. You get inside and you have so much headroom and it’s really comfortable to drive and…
I just know you can not be on top forever. There’s always going to be the next guy, and if I’m going to go down,…
You wonder why I only talk about my personal life. But that’s all I’ve ever done.
When you leave, you basically want to go eat, because I talk a lot about food in my act. So when you leave, you leave…
I was not the popular kid in school.
Comedy is my passion. I’m going to do this until I drop.
As far as guys who perform onstage, I love Chris Rock. I’m kind of jaded on everyone else.
I want to get so famous that I don’t have to wake up in the morning. It’ll probably never happen.
I learned early on, stay away from politics, stay away from religion and don’t talk about sports. Those three right there will get you in…
I’m a comedian who happens to be Latino. What’s the difference? The difference is, my special will air on Comedy Central, not Telemundo.
I know what it’s like to have a family and not have insurance and really need it. As a comic, insurance was one of those…
I get a lot of influence from pro wrestling. People are like, ‘Oh, it’s fake.’ But it’s not about whether the guy wins or loses,…
I don’t get controversial, I don’t get political and I don’t tell you what to do with your life. I just go out there and…
Connecting with people is not hard. I love the interaction and the feedback after shows. It does take some time, but the fans appreciate it…
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