Find the best quotes by Clive James.
Disco dancing is just the steady thump of a giant moron knocking in an endless nail.
Whoever called snooker ‘chess with balls’ was rude, but right.
Fiction is life with the dull bits left out.
Anyone afraid of what he thinks television does to the world is probably just afraid of the world.
She was good at playing abstract confusion in the same way that a midget is good at being short.
Even in moments of tranquility, Murray Walker sounds like a man whose trousers are on fire.
Everyone has a right to a university degree in America, even if it’s in Hamburger Technology.
A life without fame can be a good life, but fame without a life is no life at all.
It is only when they go wrong that machines remind you how powerful they are.
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