Jerome K. Jerome
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Jerome K. Jerome
We drink one another’s health and spoil our own.
We are so bound together that no man can labor for himself alone. Each blow he strikes in his own behalf helps to mold the…
What I am looking for is a blessing not in disguise.
There is no fun in doing nothing when you have nothing to do.
Conceit is the finest armour a man can wear.
If you are foolish enough to be contented, don’t show it, but grumble with the rest.
It is a most extraordinary thing, but I never read a patent medicine advertisement without being impelled to the conclusion that I am suffering from…
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the funeral expenses.
It is easy enough to say that poverty is no crime. No; if it were men wouldn’t be ashamed of it. It is a blunder,…
It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.
Time is but the shadow of the world upon the background of Eternity.
A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.
It is so pleasant to come across people more stupid than ourselves. We love them at once for being so.
People who have tried it, tell me that a clear conscience makes you very happy and contented; but a full stomach does the business quite…
Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
Love is like the measles; we all have to go through it.
I like work; it fascinates me. I can sit and look at it for hours.
It is in our faults and failings, not in our virtues, that we touch each other, and find sympathy. It is in our follies that…
The weather is like the government, always in the wrong.
Nothing is more beautiful than the love that has weathered the storms of life. The love of the young for the young, that is the…
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