Find the best quotes by Kristen Johnston.
When you’re that tall, people talk about it all the time.
I am, uh… a 6 foot tall woman, I feel like I’m a healthy size, I’m not anorexic; and I feel that people who aren’t…
Onstage, I was never the ingenue.
To actually be allowed to be beautiful is a total first for me.
It was only when I moved to New York that I realized tall is good.
If you love it, and work really hard at it, it will really happen, I believe. I’m living proof.
I’ve always just gone with the best role, and I don’t care if it’s in theater, film or television.
I’m a strong person, but I’d never resort to violence.
I was voted Biggest Ham and Likeliest to Become a Celebrity.
I’d so much rather people think I was funny than pretty.
I was a full foot taller than any child my age.
I was born in Washington, D.C., and I was raised in Milwaukee.
I want to play a Disney villainess so badly.
I think Janeane Garofalo is incredibly funny, and I love Dennis Miller.
I spent 10 years in New York doing theater.
I literally felt like a freak, which is another aspect of the role of Sally that I relate to: total outsider.
I was such a dork. I was too big. I was really gangly.
But this show reminds me that there are other aspects to me besides the fact that I’m a funny chick.
I like people-watching and fading into crowds.
I really came out to L.A. to take the money and run.
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