Find the best quotes by Doug Larson.
The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools.
There are few things more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own.
Establishing goals is all right if you don’t let them deprive you of interesting detours.
The reason people blame things on previous generations is that there’s only one other choice.
A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself.
Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog.
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball.
Some of the world’s greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible.
To err is human; to admit it, superhuman.
Real elation is when you feel you could touch a star without standing on tiptoe.
The only nice thing about being imperfect is the joy it brings to others.
There must be a happy medium somewhere between being totally informed and blissfully unaware.
Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush.
Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks.
Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away.
Accomplishing the impossible means only that the boss will add it to your regular duties.
Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it.
The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment.
The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate.
If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend.
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