Find the best quotes by Fran Lebowitz.
Scientists – the crowd that for dash and style make the general public look like the Bloomsbury set.
I must take issue with the term ‘a mere child,’ for it has been my invariable experience that the company of a mere child is…
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast, the disk jockey is not allowed to talk.
Nothing succeeds like address.
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life when you will be happy to hear the phone is for…
Designer clothes worn by children are like snowsuits worn by adults. Few can carry it off successfully.
I never took hallucinogenic drugs because I never wanted my consciousness expanded one unnecessary iota.
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women, it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
Calling a taxi in Texas is like calling a rabbi in Iraq.
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such public areas as restaurants, airports, streets, hotel lobbies, parks, and department stores. Verbal…
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his reach. This is possible but not attractive.
Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that you want it back.
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book publications.
Don’t bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anything to add.
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, children tend to be sticky.
If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don’t teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of the world is. Clean is not enough.
Your life story would not make a good book. Don’t even try.
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