Joe E. Lewis
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Joe E. Lewis
We can afford almost any mistake once.
I would take a bomb, but I can’t stand the noise.
I don’t like money actually, but it quiets the nerves.
Show me a man with very little money and I will show you a bum.
Show me a man with both feet on the ground and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.
It doesn’t matter whether you are rich or poor – as long as you’ve got money.
There’s only one thing money won’t buy, and that is poverty.
Show me a friend in need and I’ll show you a pest.
I’m still chasing girls. I don’t remember what for, but I’m still chasing them.
You are only young once, and if you work it right, once is enough.
I play in the low 80s. If it’s any hotter than that, I won’t play.
I drink to forget I drink.
I’ve been on such a losing streak that if I had been around I would have taken General Custer and given points.
Adlai Stevenson has a genius for saying the right thing, at the right time, to the wrong people.
I don’t drink any more than the man next to me, and the man next to me is Dean Martin.
I always wake up at the crack of ice.
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate…
A man is never drunk if he can lay on the floor without holding on.
They had me on the operating table all day. They looked into my stomach, my gall bladder, they examined everything inside of me. Know what…
If you want to make a dangerous man your friend, let him do you a favor.
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