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You’re in front of an audience, but you’re playing for a camera. There’s this huge adrenaline rush, because you know that besides the audience in…
Woody is the guy who made me want to be a comic. I was in heaven and couldn’t stop smiling because he was my idle…
The whole – it’s the economy’s bad. It’s bad for everybody. I have my own comedy club. I opened it three years ago in a…
Instead of making people victims of people who are successful, we should be telling people, ‘Look, you are having a hard time, I feel bad…
I would never tell anyone who to vote for. I’m a different kind of ‘liberal’ and I think people should be true to themselves. If…
I would say if you are having a tough time in your life, then going to a club and getting laughs, it does make you…
I really didn’t want to leave the show, but I got a chance to do a movie, which meant I would have had to miss…
I like getting up in front of an audience. It’s fun when you go to a baseball game and the crowd is cheering you. I…
First of all, this whole idea of this one percent versus the 99 percent, it’s a false statistic.There’s nobody that is wealthy saying, let’s go…
At a certain point, if you work really hard and you get good and people like your work, you do deserve the fame – but…
Sometimes the best way to make ’em laugh is to show ’em how you honestly feel.
Some people, they got housing loans, and I think they’re responsible for taking a loan they didn’t qualify for?
My dad would always say, ‘What can you do to make the world a better place?’ Well, I can make people laugh.
It’s fun to do something funny and have the director laughing. It makes you feel good.
I would love to have a part opposite a great actor – like, say, Pacino or De Niro or Hoffman. And to work with a…
I had done plays in high school. It was something I always wanted to do since I was little. I was a drama major at…
I don’t want to talk about myself, that’s for other people to say, so I’m not saying I was so talented.
I do see your point, but to me, I’m just a mouse compared to the President of the United States.
I didn’t take anything from anyone – first of all. Second of all, I opened a comedy club with money that I saved over 25…
But Opera Man, I go, ‘Oh, crap! Why didn’t I think of that?’ Because I could sing fake opera pretty good.
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