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My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to…
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it’s not clean-and I like it…
I often go on a liquid fast a couple of days a week. I never take just water. Instead, I’ll have maybe six glasses of…
Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I’ll read the paper or paint the house to keep from starting to memorize.…
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn’t even own a belt.
My following is straight. I’m so glad.
Someday I’m going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.
The doctor’s name was Sylvia. I told her she’d have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother’s name.
Mothers don’t want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
My father was adamant in his disapproval of my interest in show business.
If I hadn’t become a celebrity, I’d probably be an alcoholic.
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
I don’t understand why people don’t remember my name.
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
I can’t even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
An actor shouldn’t undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you’re better off not knowing.
Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household.
If I’m not working, I don’t know what to do.
It was the worst moment of my life. The producer came up and talked me back into going on stage.
I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I prefer it to be a mystery to me.
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