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Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show.
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, ‘Please, I used to pull the same trick. There’d be an…
The country has become much more conservative, partly because it’s been taken over by the religious right.
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something we were granted in the Constitution. I have learned from…
What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country.
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, because he is actually quite liberal. Karl Rove said if his father wasn’t…
The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap.
I don’t want my president to be a TV star. You don’t have to be on television every minute of every day – you’re the…
It’s all been satirized for your protection.
Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k’s because three would be too obvious.
If you think you have it tough, read history books.
Hi, I’m Bill. I’m a birth survivor.
When you want to make it clear to the rest of the world that you are not an imperialist, the best countries to have with…
This is a ridiculous heat wave we’re in right now, and to contribute, Newt Gingrich said that for the entire month of June, he will…
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities.
I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder.
They’re talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that’s used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that…
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.
Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need.
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