Find the best quotes by Christopher Morley.
New York, the nation’s thyroid gland.
The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.
Man, an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
We call a child’s mind ‘small’ simply by habit; perhaps it is larger than ours is, for it can take in almost anything without effort.
All cities are mad: but the madness is gallant. All cities are beautiful: but the beauty is grim.
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he’d done on those Five Days.
All students can learn.
Words are a commodity in which there is never any slump.
It is unfair to blame man too fiercely for being pugnacious; he learned the habit from Nature.
Why do they put the Gideon bibles only in the bedrooms, where it’s usually too late?
If you have to keep reminding yourself of a thing, perhaps it isn’t so.
Only the sinner has the right to preach.
We’ve had bad luck with our kids – they’ve all grown up.
The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves so much faster, that we are thinking faster, too.
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.
The courage of the poet is to keep ajar the door that leads into madness.
The real purpose of books is to trap the mind into doing its own thinking.
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.
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