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When I was in high school, I would perform every year in those plays and there was something I really loved about it. But I…
We have such an embarrassment of riches when it comes to choice. Do you want to hike in the Alps? There are 300 pairs of…
There have been a few occurrences where people in restaurants have sent me a rasher of bacon, which I am not going to turn my…
If you’re an original thinker, you are going get told ‘no’ a lot, and you have to be able to hear ‘no’ many times from…
I’ve never seen a theater community to rival that of Chicago. Neither New York nor L.A. has the raw talent or integrity that Chicago theater…
I’m enjoying the opportunity that ‘Parks And Recreation’ affords me to exploit my own soapbox agenda, which is to try to encourage people to make…
I worked a lot in Chicago’s theater scene as a fight choreographer. And so I do have a lot of experience in stage combat and…
I think it’s fascinating that I receive attention for what people perceive to be a level of manliness or machismo, when amongst my family of…
When I hear young people today complain about being bored – and the things that keep them from being bored are generally exclusively videogames and/or…
Meat is a big deal in my life. I do love breakfast food, but I don’t think that’s extraordinary. I’m a normal American. We love…
I have a corn creamer that I love. It extracts pulp and juice from kernels, and I simmer that down into a creamed corn that…
For years I drove a big Ford F250 pickup. That was my ride because two-thirds of my work was wood work, and I’m always driving…
I have a Kenwood charcoal grill. In our house, if anybody is cooking, it’s me. I love making burgers. I love making pork tenderloin. Lamb…
I grew up in a small town in Illinois, and my dad was a basketball coach. Thanks to him, I have excellent fundamentals in both…
When I got to Los Angeles, I started building cabins in peoples’ yards, building post-and-beam structures and cutting the joinery for those.
When I got my job on ‘Parks,’ it was so dreamy, kind of unfathomable. I didn’t think a job that excellent could exist for me.
My wife happens to be probably the greatest working woman in comedy. I can’t think of anyone who even approaches her achievements and her abilities.
It’s funny, growing up there was never anybody around me with any kind of artistic bent.
If I had more time, I’d watch more woodworking or home-improvement shows, but, not enough hours in the day.
I’ve learned through experience that to trouble celebrities with my handshake doesn’t do anybody any good.
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