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You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write. There’s no way to predict what is good or bad.…
When I look back now I realize I was such an obnoxious kid but, you know, I went to schools like you, like a public…
Twitter is one of those dangerous toys that if it gets in the hands of the wrong person you’ll have the mind of a 12-year-old…
The mistake that people make in stand-up is thinking they’re profound or they’re deep when there are so many people who have more worthwhile ways…
If I had to give up everything else and keep just one aspect of the job, I’d have to keep writing because I love it.…
So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say that we have to get rid of the individual asholes…
I’ve been to Japan, I’ve been to China, I’ve been to Africa, I’ve been to the Middle East, I’ve been to Europe a little bit.…
I love people, I love studying people more than history. So whatever situation I see, then I look at, what were the people like, more…
I think I identify more with the smart guy, but most people might take umbrage at that. I like to think of myself as a…
He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd when I do my act. Unless you are an ironic…
For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they badmouth each other, but most of the time, they’re friends.…
You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go over one million things, but in a business of bean…
A weird sort of awareness set in, like, ‘Wow. My standup isn’t just separate from everything else I do anymore.’ With Twitter and Face book,…
You can’t make money on Broadway. You make nothing. You maybe make like $1,350 a week after you pay out all the producers.
Those early days of comedy are when you get addicted to it.
The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests.
That’s the beauty of being a comedian – it’s the one job you’re allowed to do that. We’re lucky. We’re really lucky.
Stand-up is live, so I’m used to being live for most of my career. It’s interesting.
Marie Antoinette was funny, I’m sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the ‘Let them eat cake’ line. She seems like she was kind of…
I’m always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I’m always working on movies and TV shows.
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