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Someone told me just recently that poets are eulogists. It’s their job, to eulogize. I didn’t know that, but it makes sense. Because in almost…
I lull them into a false sense of security by watching me pitch… If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to…
I don’t mean to diminish the job, it’s a good job and a real pressure job. But I don’t think a relief pitcher should ever…
Coming into a game in the eighth or ninth inning is like parachuting behind enemy lines. And sometimes the chute doesn’t open. You have to…
Reggie Jackson hit one off me that’s still burrowing its way to Los Angeles.
Preschoolers have a way of grabbing your attention. Mine help me not to be a baseball player at home.
Most pitchers fear losing their fastball, but since I don’t have one, I have nothing to fear but fear itself.
I’ve seen the future and it’s much like the present only longer.
I have seen the future, and it is much like the present, only longer.
I’m probably the only relief pitcher who has more saves than strikeouts.
Every year the World Series should go seven games for the dramatics of it.
Our fielders have to catch a lot of balls, or at least deflect them to someone who can.
The future is much like the present, only longer.
If overconfidence can cause the Roman Empire to fall, I ought to be able to get a ground ball.
A manager uses a relief pitcher like a six shooter, he fires until it’s empty then takes the gun and throws it at the villain.
The best thing about baseball is there’s no homework.
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