Find the best quotes by Joan Rivers.
You can find my book at your favorite bookstore, and if it isn’t there, find a new favorite.
Life is very tough. If you don’t laugh, it’s tough.
Put me up against Sarah Silverman and I could take her.
I was a Brownie Scout mother.
I think anyone who’s perfectly happy isn’t particularly funny.
I think I’m in a business where you have to look good, and it’s totally youth-oriented.
I love Katy Perry! She’s very charming.
I always like a charity with people who don’t speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
If you’re saying the same line 10 times and making it look like you just came up with it, that’s acting.
I have a wonderful psychiatrist that I see maybe once a year, because I don’t need it. It all comes out onstage.
I lived to be on stage, and I’m terrified. Terrified before every show.
I could be the Greta Garbo of comedy, very secluded, but Garbo had a man who was beyond rich to support her.
I am a huge ‘Downton Abbey’ fan – huge!
Yeah, I read history. But it doesn’t make you nice. Hitler read history, too.
My audiences get younger all the time.
I think any celebrity that adopts a child from a third world country is a fool.
I’ve learned you don’t always listen to your agents and managers. Sometimes they know nothing.
I live very well, but I support a lot of relatives.
I don’t think there’d be a Tina Fey now if I hadn’t tried to look good in the beginning.
Comediennes are the lucky ones, because if you’re funny, you can be 125 years old and they will still accept you.
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