Find the best quotes by Robin Williams.
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
You’ll notice that Nancy Reagan never drinks water when Ronnie speaks.
I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
Gentiles are people who eat mayonnaise for no reason.
When in doubt, go for the dick joke.
In America they really do mythologise people when they die.
You can start any ‘Monty Python’ routine and people finish it for you. Everyone knows it like shorthand.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
When the media ask George W. Bush a question, he answers, ‘Can I use a lifeline?’
Look at the walls of Pompeii. That’s what got the internet started.
Carpe per diem – seize the check.
I believe Ronald Reagan can make this country what it once was… a large Arctic region covered with ice.
Comedy is acting out optimism.
I don’t do well with snakes and I can’t dance.
I started doing comedy because that was the only stage that I could find. It was the pure idea of being on stage. That was…
Divorce is expensive. I used to joke they were going to call it ‘all the money,’ but they changed it to ‘alimony.’ It’s ripping your…
I left school and couldn’t find acting work, so I started going to clubs where you could do stand-up. I’ve always improvised, and stand-up was…
You have this idea that you’d better keep working otherwise people will forget. And that was dangerous.
The Russians love Brooke Shields because her eyebrows remind them of Leonid Brezhnev.
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