Moon Unit Zappa
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Moon Unit Zappa
The idea of licking stamps seemed great fun for me.
It occurred to me, when I was old enough to make rules of my own, that they should be fair and simple.
Not many people know what their parents sound like having sex. It was noisy.
If there’s anything more mortifying than being famous at 14, it’s being washed up right after.
I’ve got a new relationship and I’m trapped in this old life.
I’m totally convinced I can write the perfect pop song.
I would think: Stay close to the implants! They must know something because they keep getting asked backstage!
I should just drive around this city and take photos of all the buildings I’ve been humiliated in.
I have a tree man coming to trim the jacaranda in my front garden.
I like to think of myself as a New Yorker, which is pathetic.
I made enough money to buy a house. That’s crazy, but fame proved ephemeral.
My mother did literally hitchhike barefoot to the country store.
I grew up with too much freedom. You can’t define yourself.
I peaked early. I was told I’d missed my boat.
We had two rules growing up in my house: If you’re going to take a shower, do it with whomever you’re dating so you don’t…
Your own experience keeps taking you towards something. My book adds the hope that it’s a better something.
Every job I’ve ever gotten has been an accident. All the jobs I actually go after, I don’t get.
How strange, when your father’s wearing women’s clothes and platform shoes, that a pair of loafers looks incredible.
I think I have a dark view of the world. I have to make everything funny, otherwise it all seems so sad.
My mother tells this story that when I first went to school, I thought I was going to help the teachers. I didn’t realise I…
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